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Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Hilarious!! Superyacht of KY!! The rubber gloves snapping off. That is one sound every woman knows in her sleep.

My OB told me to buy a package of plastic phallic tools and to shove them up and down in my vajayjay. That was supposed to help invigorate the thin skin. Huh? Not.

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Alisa Kennedy Jones's avatar

Lol... Y'ouch! Phallic tools??? Sounds more like gardening??? The more we talk about this as a big marketable bunch, the more realistic, safe and science-backed solutions I think we can hope for. Yeesh!

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Kim Van Bruggen's avatar

I wish there was a ‘love’ button. I’ll have to tell my husband to think of sex like I’m a virgin each and every time! 😂

And to get out the super yacht! (I will never look at them the same way again.) Although I do always equate them with men’s wishful penis size.

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Alisa Kennedy Jones's avatar

Same! I think it was just the cadence of the words that drew me and then when I found out that Bezos' super yacht needed a whole other yacht to service it... well, thats even more KY than my brain could calculate, but THEN I thought... since we writers have serious BEEF with Taylor Sheridan rn... enough KY to cover all of Taylor Sheridan's ranch would have been good also, b/c it's roughly the size of LA. Now, that's a lot of KY for Taylor's micro-penis, lol... 😂

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Kim Van Bruggen's avatar

Don't laugh, but I just had to look up "Taylor Sheridan" lol. While I've certainly heard of Yellowstone and all the hype around it, I tried watching it a few years back, but couldn't stomach it. I never went past Season 1, so I missed the Yellowstone fever (and I hate being left out of cultural zeitgeist shit.) I just couldn't do it. Although I have to say I was fascinated with the Beth character. The actress playing her was scary good and real. Maybe too real for me at the time! I wonder whatever happened to Beth?? Wait, don't tell me!!

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Alisa Kennedy Jones's avatar

I never finished watching it, but I know they make iconic t-shirts about the Beth character. The same actress is also a fantastic Celtic warrior queen in the show Britannia on Amazon.

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Alicia Dara's avatar

YES so glad you mentioned this! I'll share it with some friends who are all going through this same desert phase. Also yes: that's a fucking perm.

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Alisa Kennedy Jones's avatar

I thought so!

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