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The Weird-A*s Symptom Almanac: β€œYou, my dear, have a raging case of... b*tch itch.” πŸ˜‚
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The Weird-A*s Symptom Almanac: β€œYou, my dear, have a raging case of... b*tch itch.” πŸ˜‚

Or the ridiculous tale of how I made our entire household bonkers when it was actually just my hormones being hormonal...

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β€œDr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd, I’m here in this unnecessarily fabulous coat to diagnose you with an acute case of b*tch itch.”

Fellow Empresses,

How the hell are you? This week I have a dooz…

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