The Empress Nookie Series: This is Not Your Mother's Va-jay-jay...

Vaginal rejuvenation has come a long way, baby.

Fellow Empresses,

Can you imagine waking up in the 60s after having a baby and your doctor’s there, smiling beatifically down at you, and saying, “Congratulations, you've got a beautiful baby daughter, and we’ve stitched you up just right! Your husband will never know you're not a virgin!”

Hello??? Wouldn't you just want to scream? I mean, how would you l…