The Empress Nookie Series: Practical Magic & WILE WOMAN's LIBIDO 🐈‍⬛ 🧹 ✨

Something about tinctures just brings out this Empress's inner witch!

Fellow Empresses,

Once, when I was four years old, while my mother was having tea with a friend, I snuck into her purse and ate all her birth control pills in the adorable pink plastic case. What??? They looked EXACTLY like Smarties. Remember Smarties? Those pink, yellow, and green little candies, so tart and sweet and wonderful? They were practically id…