The Bra Your Boobs Have Longed For...
Seriously, they're going to want to recite poetry to it. Keats, look out.
Fellow Empresses,
Oh, my goddess, can you believe we already have over 12,000 followers on Instagram in less than a month? Huzzah!!!
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Next… (drumroll, please). Introducing The bra of all bras… the ur-bra. I’m including it in this week’s curation because if you have boobies that hover at/around a 34B-C before you hit the Empress Age, they may change sizes several times—especially if your weight yo-yos and you experiment with HRT or other meds. I refer you to this video testimonial by fellow Empress, Emma Thompson, as proof.
In any case, this bra by Warner’s has a way of adjusting with you that somehow defies all physics—and without being the kind of pancake-flattening sports bra that just does the SMUSH. Plus, it has this unique wicking material that quickly absorbs boob sweat, something that becomes MUCH more of a thing when you get into perimenopause.
Now, it’s not the sexiest La Perla frou-frou, but remember, this is about comfort and ultimately how you feel in your clothes, which will be badass because you will not have that weird underarm-fat overhang thing, which if you ever watched the hilarious series I’m Sorry by Curb Your Enthusiasm writer Andrea Savage, you’ll know all about from the dreaded arm-tits episode. You can avoid the problem entirely with this bra.
Seriously, your boobs will thank us. Tell them, you’re welcome. Mwah. Now, if you missed our last dispatch on THE CHANGE by Kirsten Miller, the most riveting read since The Witches of Eastwick, go back and grab it! You won’t want to miss it. Next up… the life-changing magic of the at-home hormone test & HRT.
Yours in Grandeur,
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