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We celebrate everything else... Even Apple would throw a dazzling launch event for this type of all-systems update. Why not throw in some quality gifting & debauch?

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Jun 03, 2023
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Fellow Empresses,

How the hell are you?

This week, we bring you a fun one—also available on Scary Mommy.

Welcome to peri/menopause. Let’s not mince words here: it sucks. So why not kick things off with a little celebration? A bit of merriment, a few storied rituals, and some quality gifting. After all, we celebrate weddings, birthdays, anniversaries, gra…

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