A Special Honor For The Hardest Working Part of Your Person ✉️ 🏆 ✨
Part 3 of Our Hormones & Hell Series... And the Winner is Vag of Honor
Fellow Empresses,
Let's face it, va-jay-jays put up with a lot.
There's tidal flooding, a variety of foreign objects from tampons to toys to speculums—never mind thongs, there's contact sports (hopefully pleasurable and not too infrequent). There's outright antibiotic warfare, there's childbirth, there's climate change with various ecosystem breakdowns and shifts, there’s invasive plant species—you know the kind I mean. For those of you who recall the 60s and 70s, there was even a time when mostly male feminine hygiene execs thought throwing a bottle of Chanel up there was a good idea in the form of Summer's Eve douches, and good God, now we finally know more about things like thinning tissues and vaginal atrophy? Given all that, your va-jay-jay deserves an effing medal, except that wouldn't do it much good, so we've got something else.
Fellow Empresses, I give you (struggles to open the envelope, squints through readers) VAG OF HONOR... by Naomi Watts’s innovative company Stripes: Holistic Menopause Solutions that Work. With its powerful blend of hyaluronic acid, smart-targeting Ectoine, and glycogen, the Vag of Honor moisturizing gel can be used daily to maintain hydration and relieve uncomfortable dryness down there and get you back to feeling like yourself.
Now, I want to be clear, this isn't like the Golden Globes, people. No one is paying me to say this or bribing me with sushi. I'm out here... just looking around for things that actually work for menopausal women like me who are struggling and trying to figure it all out, lol.
And I think when it comes to vaginas, it's a LOT like dating. Different things work for different people. For some women, there's an all-natural Egyptian oil product that folks swear by. For others, there are hormonal inserts that do the trick. The point is, you've got to go on some dates with a couple of different products before you figure out what you want to partner up with and it may change over time as you change. If anything is certain, it’s that.
Here's the link to have a look and reward your va-jay-jay for all the hard work it does. I find it's very much like the daily habit of moisturizing under my eyes except I'm moisturizing under my undies, and it feels a whole hell of a lot nicer!
Ok, that’s the skinny this week. Stay tuned for our next dispatch on what to drink when (peri)menopause + alcohol has you feeling like Dorothy Parker at a verbal knife fight. You won’t want to miss it—such a cool discovery. Until next time.
Yours in Grandeur,
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Excellent! I reposted this on POST.