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A Special Honor For The Hardest Working Part of Your Person ✉️ 🏆 ✨

Part 3 of Our Hormones & Hell Series... And the Winner is Vag of Honor

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Alisa Kennedy Jones
Feb 11, 2023
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Fellow Empresses,

Let's face it, va-jay-jays put up with a lot.

There's tidal flooding, a variety of foreign objects from tampons to toys to speculums—never mind thongs, there's contact sports (hopefully pleasurable and not too infrequent). There's outright antibiotic warfare, there's childbirth, there's climate change with various ecosystem breakdowns an…

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