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What's the Deal with Compounding? It's Complicated... 😂
And always great when we can use a Nancy Meyers film as a teaching aid!
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Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret's Daughter... 😂
Hi... Yeah, NONE of this was covered in Our Bodies, Ourselves...
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Birth Control Pills for Menopause? WTAF? Something's Gotta Give... 😂
And again, another Nancy Meyers rom-com to the rescue!
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Sunday Journaling Prompt: What Makes an Empress? 📔🖋️✨
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The Weird-A*s Symptom Almanac: “You, my dear, have a raging case of... b*tch itch.” 😂
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Dew As I Do✨Some Highly Bearable Brightness of Being✨Courtesy of Stripes
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Sunday Journaling Prompt: Your Heroine's Journey 📔🖋️✨
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What French Women Know About the Menoverse 🇫🇷🥂💋
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Special Unlocked Subscriber Bonus Post! The Mystery of Dame Helen Mirren's Hair!
Admit it... We all wanna know what shampoo she uses to get those freakin' pristine silver tresses. The Empress investigates!🕵️‍♀️ 🧐
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The Future of The Empress
Midlife Enlightenment should be fun, but also more purposeful.
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What French Women Know About the Menoverse 🇫🇷🥂💋
(And why they'd probably never call it that... 😂)
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Help! Ever Since Perimenopause, My Virginity is Back With A Vengeance! 😂
Yup, no one’s getting in there... Not without a super yacht full of KY⛵🌊
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Dew As I Do✨Some Highly Bearable Brightness of Being✨Courtesy of Stripes
Plus, an ode to our truth-teller warrior women. May we do better by them.
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The Weird-A*s Symptom Almanac: “You, my dear, have a raging case of... b*tch itch.” 😂
Or the ridiculous tale of how I made our entire household bonkers when it was actually just my hormones being hormonal...
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Rebranding Menopause Vs. Biohacking it?
Effing hell, is THIS how the AI really sees us? Is a radical form of womanhood even possible? Or do we moonshot this mothertrucker?
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THE EMPRESS
THE EMPRESS
Exploring what it means to be a woman aging in the world while obsessively curating a less hellish peri/menopause... Because who says midlife can’t be the start of your best life?
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